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minus-squareoptissima@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·6 months agoForgot the name of my partner of 5 months, it’s rough…
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·6 months agoThe good news is you can just call them “honey” and they’ll never know!
minus-squareoptissima@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoBetter news they were calling to break up with me, so I kind of dodged it lmao
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-26 months ago“I’m breaking up with you…” “Sorry, who’s that again?”
minus-squaretacofox@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoYou don’t have a partner! Oh yeah? prove it, what’s their name!? OP: ….
Forgot the name of my partner of 5 months, it’s rough…
“…Mulva?”
The good news is you can just call them “honey” and they’ll never know!
Better news they were calling to break up with me, so I kind of dodged it lmao
“I’m breaking up with you…”
“Sorry, who’s that again?”
You don’t have a partner! Oh yeah? prove it, what’s their name!? OP: ….