this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2024
100 points (91.7% liked)

Showerthoughts

29632 readers
689 users here now

A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. Avoid politics (NEW RULE as of 5 Nov 2024, trying it out)
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
all 22 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 87 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Al Bundy was a shoe salesman, but owned a home, car, and supported his family on a single income.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 67 points 4 months ago

Look at what they stole from us!

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 48 points 4 months ago

ol peg leg was a fuckin smoke show too dude. Big Al had the blueprint, just tune in and watch him work

[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How's your relationship with your hippie son-in-law?

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

Not great, he's kind of a Meathead.

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Al Bundy is my hero, and boy do I had/have a crush on Kelly, incredible

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 13 points 4 months ago

I read this as A.I. Bundy

[–] megabat@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Shoot me $12

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’ve chosen DS9-era Chief Miles O’Brien as my model for my 40s, personally.

I’m 42 and have avoided being cloned, time travel anomalies, and being virtually imprisoned pretty successfully so far.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

How do you know you have avoided those things? Maybe you're a clone stuck in a virtual prison after being transported through time and don't know it.

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Maybe I am the duplicate!?!?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hand down the front of your pants?

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 months ago

Feels right

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Here's something that might blow your mind - watch a few episodes, then listen to Barracuda by Heart.

It's not her :o

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Then watch Futurama. It is her!

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying Peggy sounds like Nancy Wilson?

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

If Nancy Wilson was the singer, yes. I was listening to the song recently and thought that Katey Sagal was singing it, especially when they sing the 'Ooh, barracuda' part.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

she does sing though.

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Brb, grabbing some toaster leavins.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

So you're broke, a joke, and constantly sexually assaulted by your smoking hot, but financially irresponsible wife?

[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Man, I am so glad I didn't turn into that - my extended family actually like having me around.