I have been running for a few years, but today I had an interesting first experience while out on the road. Here’s a little haiku I cooked up while returning home.
I run far and hard
Today I had a new first
Never trust the fart
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Was it a whisper?
Perhaps 'twas not heard, but seen.
Hope the shorts made it.
It was a loud one
Felt the betrayal at once
Leakage there was not
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Plot twist: the fart took his lunch money
It definitely left me with a slightly bruised dignity
