mom's bootyhole
Mate, you created a sub called UK Memes, at least say mum's bumhole
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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Oi, soppy-bollocks, make this more English!
Sigh, here are your results
Good, but next time make it sharpish!!
The robot uprising can't come too soon
You what?
I have no idea what you mean, looks fine to me.
Good work.
Maybe she was here on a business trip from across the pond?
The only explanation
Single mom is very specific. Is it the kids that turn you on?
It may be a reference to a pattern I noticed when I was still dating. I noticed that it was usually (greater than 50%) the single moms that were the most daring, willing to explore, kinky, etc cetera, in the bedroom. It might have been because being a single parent (speaking as a formerly single father) doesn't afford a lot of spare time and on top of that, there are a lot of people not willing to date anyone with a child. So sometimes you are just very excited to have someone interested in you and are willing to go the distance even if it might not be the cat's meow.
Want to add - there are a ton of hot single moms out there. No need to throw them any extra shade
Try knocking up a stripper if you want to step up your game. You’ll leave with quite a few memories and maybe even a few scars
No way. Are you telling me there are hot single moms in my area?
The prophecy is true
And, lo, it came to pass that on the 25th day of the eighth month of the year of our lord 2023...
I’m so desperate for attention that I’ll let a man, seeking only desperate women with children, tongue my asshole while his cat watches
I’m down for a good rimmy, but keep the kids out of it. And the cat.
Single moms are my bread and butter. They're super into it, they have no time for bullshit, they just wanna go. If you're going for the right single moms you won't ever even meet the kids.
Your username isn’t helping me get away from this being a little creepy.
Maybe he's just not obsessed with pedophilia, weirdo
He must be the right single dad
It feels like I've stumbled across a letters page from Razzle that some kind soul has stuffed in a hedge
Married moms are even better. Last three gals I’ve ‘dated’ have been married. As a single father with full custody I get the time to focus on my kids, never have to worry about the whole meeting the kids conversation, and an hour or two a few times a week, usually during work (I work from home), is the perfect amount of time to spend with someone especially when none of it needs to be about stupid shit, they got some loser cuc at home to bitch at.
This question is hella cursed
Cute ears! I wonder where they’re from.