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[–] eeltech@lemmy.world 209 points 6 months ago (14 children)

Nowadays its all about monetization :/

Lemmy is kinda refreshing and reminds me a lot of the early internet/reddit.

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 83 points 6 months ago (3 children)

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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 54 points 6 months ago (2 children)

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah me too.

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

As the cycle continues the more niche places will continue to have that feel. Always vigilant for the nuttos but comes with it being a non mainstream community. Good and bad.

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 19 points 6 months ago

Thats the crux of it all. The a lot of the funniest videos 15+ years ago were just random videos on random accounts. There was no monetary incentive, so a lot accounts were just people who luckily captured something funny and uploaded it. Creative stuff felt authentic too, they were not chasing a trend, they were just trying to show off their original skills. I still love a lot of what we have today, but it is getting buried by trend chasers.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Nowadays...

If there is one eternal constant in human history, it's that every generation inaccurately believes that the problems they face are new.

Human creates thing.

Thing is cool.

Humans exploit thing.

Thing is no longer cool.

Humans reminisce about how cool the thing used to be, and lament the loss of cool.

If Lemmy gets popular enough, it too will be monetized and we'll al have to find somewhere else to go.

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[–] Outsider9042@lemmy.world 89 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Whenever I feel like this, I just visit https://zombo.com and I feel better. Anything is possible at https://zombo.com.

[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Where you can do anything! I love that this still exists.

[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 76 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

Back in my day the Internet was better, no video, we had to connect with 56k moderns, the hardware cost a fortune, most people were in AOL, we had to upload both ways in the snow, had to wait for titty pics to load one line at a time, and we liked it that way…

You kids today with your tikky Tok and your faces-book don't understand

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 35 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I remember trying to pirate Doom at some point in the 90s over a 56k modem. It was a 10mb download. I got shouted at by my parents for tying up the phone line the whole evening but I persisted. Turns out it was just the demo for Doom so I didn't even pirate it really.

Good times.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I downloaded dude where's my car over 56k. I'd connect it at the start of the day before leaving for school and then pause the download when I got home so I could play StarCraft online. Took a week to get it, and then it wouldn't play.

Figuring the file just got corrupted during the download, I wrote a program that would break the file up into segments of n bytes and generate a checksum for each segment into another file, then you could take that file and run it against another copy of the original file and find any segments that were different and generate a patch file.

Surprisingly, the guy hosting the file on IRC was willing to run the executable a random user on IRC asked him to (probably noticed me taking that week to download the movie lol), but then his copy and mine were exact matches. Then, he taught me about codecs and I was watching that shitty quality 500MB movie just a little while later.

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[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 6 months ago (4 children)

had to wait for titty pics to load one line at a time, and we liked it that way…

We really did not like that.

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[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 68 points 6 months ago (3 children)

ITT: anon realizes the world doesn’t stop changing for everyone, what once was will soon cease to be

You’ll be alright OP

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 27 points 6 months ago (3 children)

All is temporary. Change is the only constant.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Technically change isn't a constant. Eventually everything will stop changing, because all of the atoms will have drifted too far apart to react to each other, and the universe will just be a thin soup of everything that will never touch anything ever again. Tomorrow is Wednesday, though, so only a few more days until the weekend!

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 12 points 6 months ago (4 children)

We don't know that for fact, we can't even agree on the age of the universe. Maybe there's a big crunch

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[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

- Percy Shelley

[–] savedbythezsh@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
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[–] PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world 68 points 6 months ago

It's a cycle we all go through. My "when the internet was good" was when long-form text content ruled, before memes and videos took over. The kids of today will fondly remember the deep fried memes and TikToks from before the human race became functionally extinct.

[–] wick@lemm.ee 52 points 6 months ago (4 children)

While I'll agree the internet has been overrun by shortform shit, calling internet memes uncreative is such a boomer-ass take. This guy is just nostalgia baiting for points.

[–] summerof69@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago (5 children)
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[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 47 points 6 months ago

Made this one for all the Anons out there

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 47 points 6 months ago

https://neocities.org/

It's basically Geocities in the modern world. You can explore rabbit holes, make your own site, and enjoy the wonders of the web of creativity.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] LinusSexTips@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

https://leekspin.ytmnd.com/

YTMND

Strange this site still exists, thought it would have been well gone by now.

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I've been using Protoweb on my 98 computer for some time now. Protoweb is a proxy for a old internet, mainly for old computers. (Not very secure, because http, but it is worth the time travel)

Anyway, it has WarpStream on it. It is basically a Old YouTube recreation, using unusual means to play videos (Flash, RealPlayer, or Windows Media Player.) It has what this guy is looking for. Also it has new videos, but mainly from retro computer YouTube channels.

https://protoweb.org/2023/12/10/warpstream-net-video-streaming-for-retro-pcs/

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

Lasted about as long as the Wild West.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's why I love lemmy. And now to the sponsor of this comment:

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I've always said the same thing myself: I miss the Internet just there for fun. Now they try to make a living out of it; either in good faith or scamming you.

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[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 6 months ago (8 children)

the darkweb is literally just the old internet, plus or minus some racism.

It's great fun.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago (4 children)
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[–] TheHooligan95@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I think that's the whole point. But before, it was all just a simple Google search away, no SEO in sight. Being capable of surfing the web properly already was at the time THE test to get in, much like private forums often have some kind of interviewing process. It felt a little more nerdy, and well organized, as you actually had to be both things to contribute. As it always was.

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[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Need that meme play list link.

I'm so over YLYL thread's full of fluigiwiggle shit

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

generic influencer reacting to another generic influencer reacting to tiktoks (sometimes from another generic influencer)

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (12 children)

If you want to get really old school: I miss web rings.

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[–] Emi@ani.social 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The creativity is still there, you just have to look for it. https://youtube.com/@Eltorro64Rus

There was always shit content too.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 months ago

Eeyp. If you remembered the stuff that isn't memorable, you'd run out of memory.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 18 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The day wasn't good, youth was. Now you're old and everything is shit.

also, remember when /b/ was good?

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[–] soba@lemmy.ca 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Eh, 2011 internet was already corporate garbage. The takeover was already finalized by then. The internet died circa 2003.

[–] gears@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 months ago (4 children)

The internet died when the eternal September started

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[–] Fluid@aussie.zone 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Capitalism loves to capitalise....

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[–] tacofox@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I’m surprised I’ve only seen one mention of the good ol’ Stumbleupon.com, I used to spend hours alone and with friends just hopping from one random thing to another. Found some pretty cool stuff too.

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[–] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Time for the industrial webvolution.

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Yt turned from video sharing service to a shitty streaming one. Theoretically for free except you are the product.

It’s actually pretty insane that we prefer to watch some celebrity streamer talking than a movie or tv series. I think there was some brainwashing along the way or maybe it’s just a cope for loneliness

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[–] tvarog_smetana@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I feel like the last version of this kind of thing was the Important Videos playlist which was 2017-ish, I think

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[–] eeltech@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (4 children)

But do you remember YTMND? Like can you imagine trying to explain those memes to the kids online these days?

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[–] Hegar@kbin.social 11 points 6 months ago

I have such fond memories of the days of rick rolling. I knew these two women who were into amateur choirs and they would come up behind people at parties and rickroll them IRL.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 6 months ago

Wild web still exists. It requires a special web browser though. And it's full of illegal shit.

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