Perfect caption already exists https://mander.xyz/post/12422557
The penguin makes forward progress because it depends on an open-source software stack that continuously improves with time, even if the penguin exerts no effort.
F stands for FOSS.
FORCE of open sauce software :)
Imagine s perfectly spherical penguin
While attempting to Press F to pay respects, the F becomes impatient and attacks. Rolf attempts to intervene, but the F raises its spear and prepares to strike, riding on a firework.
Rolf’s fingers are unnaturally shaped like a bed with wheels, a deformity since birth which causes him a great burden.
Timothy the tuxedo man is distracted by a new episode of the real housewives, and will soon be slain by F. Timothy the tuxedo man is cursed to die in Rolf’s deformed bed-hands.
I like the way your brain works.
This way, Mr. President.
Yes do as I say
Linus torvald making the linux kernal faster
“After Mario throws him from the mountain, baby penguin is rushed to the emergency room”
Lol I haven’t seen that image in decades! Hahahaha red physics intro book?
Next up on Jackass…
The caption is already perfect
Who said you needed a computer to run Linux?
If the man is pushing the penguin east at six mph along the equator, the penguin’s speed relative to the sun is 1038 + 6 = 1044 mph
We need Linux in the OR! STAT!
“Hurry Jerry! Parking lot F is just ahead, soo we will be able to start our new lives together!”