Lol. Two years in a federal prison.
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I hate lying, but I've had instances of people thinking I was lying or cheating and lost a couple of people's trust over their warped perception. Does that count?
I was turned into a newt.
A newt?
He said, A NEWT
Nice try, but no, the correct response was “I got better…”
I cheated on finals. If I recall correctly, I did it by etching answers in the form of braille on the furniture where we were supposed to do the finals. Common wisdom was, if they don't catch you during them, nothing will happen to you later on, but this is false, people are allowed to remove you from certain things based on it as long as the entry questions deal with how well you did K-12. So it has reduced the amount of things I can actually do for a living, which is insult to injury in this society.
Who is barring you from employment over a K-12 final? How would they even know? I'm assuming US due to the grades you listed, I could've shat on my principal's desk and there's no shot my employer would ever know about it unless I told them
Anti-cheating protocol is strict in some areas. They care so much that they'll convert every room in a school into its very own desk equivalent of a wabi sabi rock garden, complete with equipment and even clothing limitations, just to prevent it, as well as fake questions on tests meant as trick questions to see if someone snuck in test answers. Schools here are an utter deadzone during testing, in fact nobody can see the nurse, and similarly I was once given an F for hurting myself on my way walking to the test's physical location. People, if they're beginning to realize the truth, are starting to realize I cheated based on details and testimony, and with everything here being privatized, it's not at the discretion of any protocol one can have certain privileges revoked.
I lost more people and things telling the truth than I did lying.