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OP’s mom’s pussy is so big, Thanos had to snap twice.
There is a time where the entire universe could of fit in the volume of your phone.
There also was a time when the entirety of the human language would fit in this thread.
grunts approval
grunts dismissive mocking
Grunt grunt, grunt /s
grunts don’t make me turn this mammoth around
grunts gotta go potty
We have a great great great great … grandfather that was a single cell.
Your ellipsis is too long. It’s like dot dot dot …. it just keeps going on and on and on
There was a time it would’ve fit on a floppy
This is really nonsensical. It could fit on a piece of paper in font size 8 if you go back far enough and “stretch” the definition of Internet.
Not true. The first document on the internet was, in fact, 7 pages in 8pt font.
It was the New Purchase brochure from a Packard Bell 286 4MHz from Circuit City transcribed into .doc format.
This is actually exactly why I love the internet
First spam
“Congratulations on buying a Packard Bell computer. Would you like to register me?”
Welcome to Packard Bell Navigator!
[ ] YES
[ ] Maybe Later
And were all 7 of those pages uploaded at the same time? Ha, gotchu now! (But for real, is .doc that old?)
According to wikipedia, “Microsoft has used the extension since 1983.”
Ha! So not as old as me
Lol, no idea
I wonder when smartphones with a capacity of 40 zettabytes will officially come out. Then we can post this all over again.
Get rid of videos and we probably still could.
Wikipedia is ridiculously small
Anyone remember that offline Wikipedia reader that had the whole text of English wiki on it? I always thought it was neat.
You can still download an archive of Wikipedia today, and it’s smaller than you’d expect
How big do I expect it to be?
Bigger than it actually is
Q.E.D.
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand.
The power of Sun Microsystems in the palm of my hand
Unix noises
Wait, what does that sound like?
and it was more diverse, surprising, and engaging than what the have now.
The Mistral language model is 3.8gb and has a crazy amount of knowledge
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Then it will pass better on Turing test.
It’s a feature.
No it wouldn’t since it wasn’t made at thr time.
English not your first language? No worries, see the “would have”? That phrase signifies a hypothetical - I’ll leave you to ponder what hypothetical situation could be meant in this particular case, but spoiler: it involves comparing features of things that were constructed in different time frames.
Why don’t you go figure out what a shower thought is before berating this guy.
I’m not berating, I’m helping clear up some confusion about the conditionals.
This is not a shower thought
It literally was though.
That’s not what this sub is for.
Just to sum up: after telling me that this shower thought is not a shower thought, you say that the shower thoughts community is not the place for shower thoughts.
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Did you forget where you are posting? Or do you maybe have a very … unique … definition of what comprises
“the thoughts that pop into your head while you’re doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. […] thoughts that many people can relate to and […] find something funny or interesting in regular stuff”
as per the sidebar?
It’s not for literally any thought that occurs during a shower.
Right, it’s for
“the thoughts that pop into your head while you’re doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. […] thoughts that many people can relate to and […] find something funny or interesting in regular stuff”.
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What if I don’t believe it?
If your lack of belief in it changed the actual reality of things, I’m pretty sure that’d make you God.
And just like that, God existed
That’s just the intermediate value theorem.
If we define the size of the Internet as a continuous function, and it started at zero and currently doesn’t fit in your phone then yeah, no shit, at some point it fit in your phone.
If it’s truly continuous there was an exact point where it would exactly fill up your phone with no room left over.
