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minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·7 months agoCan’t. My phone keeps reorienting.
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoAt last! I knew that inversion table I bought four years ago and used three times was going to be good for something.
minus-squareno banana@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoCan’t even trust your phone these days smh my head
minus-squareKatana314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoTell it that, while you “support” its decisions, funding its college education will be contingent on finding a spouse to have a baby with. Follow me for more toxic phone-parenting tips.
minus-squarePhoreTwunny@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoYou just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.
Can’t. My phone keeps reorienting.
Turn yourself upside-down
At last! I knew that inversion table I bought four years ago and used three times was going to be good for something.
Can’t even trust your phone these days smh my head
Tell it that, while you “support” its decisions, funding its college education will be contingent on finding a spouse to have a baby with.
Follow me for more toxic phone-parenting tips.
You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.
Beyblade style!
Not mine, it’s Occidental.
Eyyyy