why is this so amazing
Because Hugh Neutron is the man
I cover the discs with the mutilated ovaries of flowers and then maybe add some bee vomit if I feel like it
I cover my wheat discs with tree syrup and solid cow syrup
I like my cow syrup airy
No reason you couldn’t have a cylinder of airy cow syrup on the side.
I nut on mine
Who the fuck puts solidified jizz on their pancakes???!
Look at this weirdo who don’t put solid jizz on their pancakes
Negative zone it is
Eat them dry while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance.
I only eat wheat discs with geometric reservoir dimples.
I only eat wheat hypercylinders with embedded cubic vacuousnesses.
I only cover mine with the solidified fats of cow juice.
(soap)
If tree syrup comes from trees, and corn syrup comes from corn, cough syrup must come from…
😷
I cover mine with bee vomit syrup.
But the Negative Zone is where he gets the wheat discs!
I banish them to the Columbo dimension, as they’re clearly the killer.
What if they were compact discs?
Pancakes with BANANAS and a little allspice, topped with tree syrup!
Leftover BANANA pancakes with peanut butter, nuked for 20s
For a change, chocolate chip pancakes with BANANASSSSSSSSS!
Pocket everything, plan on banishing the waiter once you’ve established they’re not a core element of the narrative. Check GameFaqs.
Make their respective national legislative power make a commission to investigate this waiter’s crimes against me… cough, aghem, humanity, then a second commission of truth and reconciliation to find the extent of his crimes to me and other costumers, to find adequate compensation and to clarify who is victim, then an according criminal trial with resulting life in prison.
So may world be at pease again.
The stuff you think is tree syrup is actually also corn syrup but with additives
Actual maple syrup is not corn syrup
Go check the labels on the stuff being sold as maple syrup
