In a stunning development that is set to revolutionize the way we feed our little ones, a group of surgeons has announced a new surgical procedure capable of increasing the size of a toddler’s dinner stomach while significantly reducing their snack stomach. This groundbreaking medical advancement, known as “Gastric Exchange Surgery,” is being hailed as the answer to every parent’s prayers.
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10 seconds after my kid says he’s full he asks for candy. don’t want him to go to bed hungry but it’s like pulling teeth to get them to god damn eat their dinner
Every night at bed time - “I’m huuuungry”
My brother and his wife would give their kids a “special treat” at bedtime: warm milk with protein powder. Worked great.
My parents would give me a special treat too, but it was rusty jumper cables.
I thought you were gonna say Grandpa’s old cough medicine but that was quite a curve ball!
i wish toddlers came with a removable feeding tube
They do, if you’re not a pussy