Like just commenting a friendly joke, a compliment or something like that
Ah the irony of the fedi feed sometimes…
I want to know what angered the garden gnome
Thants not just any garden gnome, that’s David the Gnome.
There used to be a subreddit that posted juxtapositions like this. I love it.
I like your cock.
God I love Cyanide and Happiness.
Nice cock, Bro.
Thanks! Here’s the tax:
You should be proud
Hey Shadow, what do you think of this guy’s cock?
That’s a mighty fine cock for pissing on wives.
yesterday, i hit myself in the forehead with a car door almost knocking myself out, generating serious pain and a giant goose-egg hematoma.
its funnier today
I gave myself myself a concussion almost the same way, except my clumsy ass was getting into my car and I slammed the side of my head on the roof of my car, everything went black, and then the door that I had already started to swing shut came and slammed into the other side of my head, knocking me back to my senses. I had a dent above my ear for a year lol.
i stepped on a rake at work, a few minutes later i stepped on the same rake. thankfully only hit me in the chest both times
Watch yer step Mr Terwiliger
Ouch
maybe the only really bad thing is that nobody got it on video?
agreed. probably hilarious from the correct angle
“Alright! Back to 1 everybody!! Get those ice-packs ready… aaaaaannnd… ACTION!!”
Oh, don’t feel bad. I would’ve laughed at you just as much yesterday.
Holy shit mate. No concussion? Happy to hear you’re doing better today.
Oh shit I did that detailing a model x once. Stupid gullwing doors
A pirate walks into the bar with a ship’s steering wheel attached to the belt.
The bar tender asks, “What’s up with the wheel?”
The pirate responds, “ARR, IT’S DRIVIN ME NUTS!”
Any of you guys remember the wholesome Vernon or good dog meme?
I agree, you wonderful sunshine!
☀️
Not just lemmy, everywhere. We should all approach strangers as if we’re already friends.
That’s how you get shanked.
And everyone should be friends with Satan 💜
The best people are on Lemmy. Everyone is saying so!
I hope you have a great day today.
Thank you, have a nice day (·:
You look ,gret today! Enjoy the rest of your weekend, take care
thank you (-:
However that doesn’t really make sense on the internet
Maybe they can see you 👀
I think it’s really cool that you think we need more random kindness. I agree ^^
I like you
And I like you, friendly person on the internet
Cheers! 🍻
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Great idea, Hjalmar. Thanks for sharing.
Welcome to Lemmy, I love you
And I love you, stranger on the internet
I love this idea! Thanks for posting and hope you’re having a good weekend!
I’m having a good time, thanks for asking! (: take car
You too! Thank you
This guy just gave you his car!!!
Lol
