• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Tin foil hat engaged: This is exactly the news story I’d have the papers run if it’d had a warhead and too many people were aware of the missile’s existence for convenient disappearances to be an option. Make it safe, spin a story to reassure the public, breathe a sigh of relief that it didn’t turn out differently.

    Then get back to guarding the secret prison facility holding the aliens who shot JFK.