itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee to [Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoMy tummy hurts from eating too much ice cream.message-squaremessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareMy tummy hurts from eating too much ice cream.itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee to [Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square40fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarereddig33@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoLook at the bright side — you probably won’t have to worry about weight gain. It’s just going to exit the other end in a hurry.
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months ago in a hurry. or all at once. NEVER TRUST A FART people, trust me on this one. NEVER.
minus-squareitsnicodegallo@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoPoints to you This is what hurt looks like, people. Note it well. Puts a hand on your shoulder You didn’t deserve to be betrayed like that. Neither did your pants. It’s not your fault.
Look at the bright side — you probably won’t have to worry about weight gain. It’s just going to exit the other end in a hurry.
or all at once. NEVER TRUST A FART people, trust me on this one. NEVER.
Points to you
This is what hurt looks like, people. Note it well.
Puts a hand on your shoulder
You didn’t deserve to be betrayed like that. Neither did your pants. It’s not your fault.