On account of the square-cube law, you will get more surface area from two smaller sausages than one large one, so the two small win out in that aspect at least.
Okay but then they’re squishy and flop around and send condiments everywhere rather than aiming them like a torpedo directly where they need to go: into your mouth.
I’m telling you, it’s all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one… that’s all you need.:-P
^ This guy Costco hot-dogs.
I cackled, I was just thinking Costco hot dogs after I read the previous comments… Fucking A+ spot on.
On account of the square-cube law, you will get more surface area from two smaller sausages than one large one, so the two small win out in that aspect at least.
Okay but then they’re squishy and flop around and send condiments everywhere rather than aiming them like a torpedo directly where they need to go: into your mouth.