This isn’t a “go back in time and assassinate” someone question. It’s just their musical career never takes off and thus any music they ever would have made is no longer in this timeline.
Simon Cowell
The cunt worked out how to make millions from gouging money from kids with cheaply produced pop, and caused a massive collapse in the quality of the British music scene, from which it’s never really recovered
It was the only good thing left Simon 🤨
Chris Brown because fuck that guy.
It would be super simple too, just obtain footage of him beating the shit out of Rihanna and make it public, his music career would surely be destroyed in seconds.
The brutal details of Rihanna’s domestic violence report against Chris Brown and the photo of her injuries are so common as to have been a copypasta for over a decade, and his fans still worship him.
Exactly, I don’t know how he has fans at this point. The celebrity worship is crazy.
Cause half of them think its okay to beat women, and half of them want to be the women he beats.
Cause the weird cults of personality that form around fame and fortune are beyond rational comprehension.
Better to do it early so he never beats rihanna in the first place.
I think it would have been better for Brittany if she hadn’t been famous.
Yoko Ono
Eeeeeeee oooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeee oooooooooo eeeeee - oko nono
Amy Winehouse. If she stayed a blues singer in London she might not have had so many drug issues made worse by fame.
Drake.
Wanker.
Michael Jackson. Having his career fail during the childhood “Jackson 5” phase. Better for him and a lotta other people.
The singer of 30 Seconds to Mars
Probably a very unpopular opinion but…
Taylor Swift. I am so sick of seeing her name mentioned all the time.
Courtney Love already did this
Phil Spector. His wall of sound bullshit caused decades of potentially amazing albums to sound like shit, and he’s a terrible person who has brought nothing on the world that’s worth keeping.
What about his Christmas album
As an audiophile, Dr. Dre.
Alternatively Billie Eilish. She’s got malicious vibes.
As an audiophile, Dr. Dre.
what do you mean by that?
Beats by Dre are garbage.
ahh, i totally forgot those existed. thought you meant his music
Yeah I don’t even know his music.
those shitty headphones might understandably lead you to believe he doesn’t know what he’s doing, but i still use tracks from 2001 to test out speakers sometimes. his production is top notch, no way he really uses his own brand when mastering 😂
Yeah I heard he uses Audiotechnica.
Dre made headphones (beats) that were not good.
I like the malicious vibes.
Linkin park. Cuz in the end, they didn’t even matter.
I hate how people on Reddit have a fucking bizarre fascination with this band. Yeah, I was 13 once, too, and also thought it was deep then. Then I grew up.
I enjoy some of their latest stuff. Rip Chester. That last album especially I thought was great.
I own Meteora and when I try to listen to it in ViMusic the program serves me so many iterations of it I don’t know which is the original.
Rick Astley - I can give him up
Never
He might let you down though
Mariah Carey, for that obvious one song that returns every fucking Christmas.
i think theres plenty of reasons to erase mariah carey’s career.
the christmas song is the least of them.
