The sixth, here-unnamed candle is “Sesame Seed Bun” for anyone else who can count and was wondering.
This wasn’t just a meme? These candles are real???
After Jones Soda did the six-pack of Thanksgiving dinner themed sodas (including Turkey & Gravy), this kind of thing just doesn’t surprise me any more. I guess it’s meant as more of a novelty thing than something people would actually use in seriousness.
Didn’t they also do a cranberry sauce flavored soda in that pack? I bet a cranberry soda would be pretty good.
It is, but we’re three years too late.
I came to the comments just for this, thank you.
The pickle one is the one that gets commented on? Imagine a “beef” candle. 🤮🤮🤮
I want a garum candle
It’s not authentic without a “grease that is just a tad too old” component though
Soured tallow candle when
Try expired crisco, that shit stinky
Who the fuck wants a burger candle lmao?
Nobody, that’s why they did individual ingredients candles.
I know but who wants that either
No one, they just want you thinking about it and interacting with the idea, which you are doing.
Whyyyy
I’ve got a KFC fire log.
What’s that ? I know they kade a gaming pc that can warm your chicken
It’s like a fire starter log, only it’s made to smell like KFC. It’s kind of amusing.
“Hey man, how are…I will fucking kill you.”
smelling like food all the time was one of my major contributing factors to quit my fast food job in high school
Understandable. That would certainly substantially increase the risk of being vored.
How much of a threat is that if you aren’t around wild anacondas or furries?
This is Lemmy. Do you think you’re ever safe from furries here?
Who said I’m trying to be safe
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uwu
I ran a barbeque grill for one day for a fundraiser in high school. That was enough for me to know I didn’t ever want to work in a restaurant.
I worked at McDonald’s for a bit in college. I was a vegetarian at the time (still am) and smelling like the grill all the time made me constantly queasy - I looked fantastic at 150 pounds but I lost 30 pounds in three months working there and it genuinely wasn’t healthy.
The proper McDonald’s candle smell would be the salty hot grease as that’s how every single location smells.
Y’all haven’t lived until you’ve had “The smell from when you’re standing in line for E.T. the ride” scented candle.
https://www.thegreenhead.com/2020/06/et-adventure-ride-scented-candle.php
Lights pickles candle, then putting on brass knuckles and a mouth guard. Let’s fucking goooo!
“Babe wake up, new aggro strat just dropped”
If the room smells like pickles, but doesn’t actually contain any delicious pickles for me to eat, I will get very upset, too.
It’s gonna be like working at McDonald’s lol Whose idea was that?
Why? Pickles smell good.
He must have had the wrong kind of pickles before…
