Imagine being cleaning staff in that office. You accidentally drop something during your night shift. All the chairs start driving themselves across the room at 4 AM while you’re completely alone in the building.
“Heart attack” would be an understatement for the reaction I’d have.
I’d be more annoyed at having to plug all that shit in to recharge every night since I doubt there is some complex magnetic drive system under the flooring
If you have that little charging puck connected to a cable thing. Yes. Yes you are plugging in your phone to charge.
Unless wherever you put your phone on at night is charging it without thought, wireless charging is not a thing.
Except I’m literally not “plugging in” the phone. I’m placing the phone onto a vertical magnetic surface that uses induction to provide electricity to the phone without wires connecting the charger to the device. That’s wireless.
And, for what it’s worth, because of the joy of magnetic alignment it largely is “without thought.” Though not the way you mean.
Just because your definition of “wireless” somehow seems to mean “charge anywhere on any surface” doesn’t mean wireless charging isn’t a thing. It just means you define it differently.
Imagine being cleaning staff in that office. You accidentally drop something during your night shift. All the chairs start driving themselves across the room at 4 AM while you’re completely alone in the building.
“Heart attack” would be an understatement for the reaction I’d have.
I’d be more annoyed at having to plug all that shit in to recharge every night since I doubt there is some complex magnetic drive system under the flooring
Roomba style self charging with a queue, lol
I mean, wireless charging is a thing nowadays
wireless charging is not a thing until they make every table auto charging my phone
Shit, I must be plugging my phone in at night and not realizing it then.
If you have that little charging puck connected to a cable thing. Yes. Yes you are plugging in your phone to charge.
Unless wherever you put your phone on at night is charging it without thought, wireless charging is not a thing.
Except I’m literally not “plugging in” the phone. I’m placing the phone onto a vertical magnetic surface that uses induction to provide electricity to the phone without wires connecting the charger to the device. That’s wireless.
And, for what it’s worth, because of the joy of magnetic alignment it largely is “without thought.” Though not the way you mean.
Just because your definition of “wireless” somehow seems to mean “charge anywhere on any surface” doesn’t mean wireless charging isn’t a thing. It just means you define it differently.
Sounds like a weird fnaf spin off
I would expect some Harry Belafonte to start playing or something.
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