Lets say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, that I Ben Shapiro am performing the action of smashing your balls. Logically, that would mean I would also hit your cock. Now let’s say, also hypothetically, that you are wearing a collar with my name on it. Logically that means I own you. Are you following me? Now let’s also say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, you did not like me, Ben Shapiro, smashing your cock or balls. Therefore you must also be a liberal. Logically, this means you must also be a cuck since I hypothetically had sexual relations with your wife.

Ergo, you’d realize, that using both facts and logic, I Ben Shapiro, with my superior intellect has once again owned another libcuck.