…i slipped down a wet flight of stairs fifteen years ago, in my late thirties, and took the typical six weeks to restore my mobility, six months for full recovery…
…after fifty, though, as i was leaning over one day, my spine decided to just let go and has repeated the exercise four times since: i’m pretty sure that’s when my factory warranty expired…
I mean, old people die.
Oh shit, should we tell them? Do they know?
Am I going to die?
Only if you are 30+, which is considered old enough to die, as back pain starts to manifest.
…i slipped down a wet flight of stairs fifteen years ago, in my late thirties, and took the typical six weeks to restore my mobility, six months for full recovery…
…after fifty, though, as i was leaning over one day, my spine decided to just let go and has repeated the exercise four times since: i’m pretty sure that’s when my factory warranty expired…
It depends. Are you ever planning on being old?
He has two dead older siblings, and one dead younger sibling. He can drop dead anytime now.
Please.