I hate this saying. Have you never encountered just rain?
I know!
I love Fleetwood Mac but this line always grinds my gears.
Oh, thunder only happens when it’s raining
No, it thunders without raining fairly frequently! It usually goes together, but not always.
You need to fart more
I’m already basically an Evinrude.
I like motor boating.
Thats how you get pink eye.
“Lightning without thunder” would make more sense.
I took this advice while visiting a friend interstate.
I catastrophically shat myself.
Wait until you’re done, the gas pressure increases the flow rate.
Why tf would you be embarrassed? As long as you’re not pissing and farting in public?
Public toilets are still a thing, for now.
thanks my man ✊😔 I really needed this today
Its hard to tell the difference between a fart and a shart
good thing it doesn’t matter while you’re sitting on the toilet
i mean, you do sit to pee, right? right?
