I GOT IT!! it’s a softshell turtle!!
they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body
I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):
Where is c/turtle when I need it?
Fucking real! I want to see more cute turtle pics and read relevant factoids.
I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.
And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.
Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house…
Is it the average landlord?
Would it be wrong to have the turtle in that spot? And replace where turtle is now with tortoise. More importantly there’s another missing spot, no slime, no legs, and 1 house. What goes there?
Clam? Maybe if we are generous with the “no slime” definition.
Clams have a “foot” that they use to move around with sometimes.
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Turtle isn’t slimy
I’d put the slime as “probably”. Their shells can get coated in slime, but not always and they don’t generate it.
Frog should be slime=probably
Turtle should be slime=maybe
And tortoise would be slime=no
A house
A flooded stilt house.
Certain coral species, maybe?
Came here to say this exactly. And I’m thinking like maybe some kind of sea creature, maybe coral?
Move snake to no slime, no legs, one house, and replace it with legless lizards. People do keep snakes as pets but I’ve never heard the same for legless lizards
Edit: Apparently I misread the meaning of house in this graph
Snake no is house
House doesn’t mean pet. House means is a house. Snail, turtle, oyster, clam, etc are house.
It’s Longhorn Cowfish.
The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.
Why does that look like Donald trump
It’s the dead soulless eyes
But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!
A couple who make real-estate influencer videos?
A landlord?
Only two legs and too many houses. Slimy, yes.
Phylogenetically, they’re still tetrapods.
You’re the best kind of correct!
They only stand on their back legs when they feel threatened, to make themselves look bigger
A married couple who are landlords.
Battletoads!!!
Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.
there’s a hidden dot which has 1 House No Slime No Legs
It could be sea coral
Bivalves. At least when you’re not eating them.
That graph is also missing a data point at [Slime, Legs, House] = [No, 0, 1].
Yeah, but it can be filled in with “house”.
Clam? I’d put them at like 0.25 slime, though
Coral isn’t slimy I think
Maybe some sea animal with a house? I’d imagine you don’t need slime under water. But I’m no biologist.
Mushroom? In particular, the ones that look most like Smurf houses?
Slimeless, legless, housed.
Houseplant?
I’m more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?
Great… now I have to go fill them all in….
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Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?
I’m saying that .5 is something like a bagworm. Not born with it, but is ingrained into its DNA.
A one-walled lean-to?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautilus with a lot of legs/limbs removed.
I guessing there might have been a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautiloid, now extinct that had “only” 4 legs.
1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.
Two married lawyers with a horse costume.
i’d pay for the onlyfans
Nautiloids? They have a shell, are slimy, and have tentacles (“feet”)
What about no legs, no slime, and a house?
Bro, that’s a regular old house.
How’d you get a house with no slime?
I was first in line.
i’d like to be last in line :) giggity
Barnacle.
Coral
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Robot lawn mower
disabled hermit crab
Surinam Frog. 4 legs, slimy, and it incubates its eggs in the skin of the female’s back for 4-6 months.
If we consider parasites as inhabitants, there are a lot of slimy house quadrupeds.
