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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We have an all gender bathroom at my house

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have no-gender bathrooms. That way I never have to clean the toilet. Other aspects of the policy are a bit problematic, however…

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is sonfucking stupid. Who can afford an Estrogen lab in this economy?

[–] hopelessbyanxiety@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

ahem, when seizing the means of production, nothing will stop us. are there testosterone labs in existence? enby here

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

No satanic shrine? I feel let down.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And it'll be rent controlled!

What a distopia

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oh no, I think those liberals will want it to be lowers voice affordable to buy, louder again depriving poor landlords of easy almost passive income or even easier but not as high actual passive income if they have enough places to make hiring someone else to do the work viable!

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean they're not wrong. I already have the sex before marriage lounge and the weed smoker's patio. Also any gender can use my bathroom so I guess it's a Trans bathroom too?

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorite is the abortion closet.

[–] Molzor@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

It is where the coat hangers go.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

you can find me in t h e g a y r o o m

[–] yopla@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Looks like a closet tbh.

[–] cumcum69@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

What if we kissed in the boy wife kitchen?

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That gay room would make a good office space

[–] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It has built in dildo shelfs. What do you plan to put there? Books you fuckin' Republican?

[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Omg FINALLY a listing with that gay room I’ve been holding out for!

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where am I supposed to keep my CRT?

[–] tiredOfFascists@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Thread winner 😂

[–] Belgdore@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean the abortion room should probably be a little bigger. Maybe switch it with the estrogen lab.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But the estrogen lab needs all the space for estrogen-related activities.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 year ago

I agree, I prefer my estrogen hotboxed, and if there isn't enough space for it to circulate, it's a bit too cloying

[–] remotelove@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It doesn't take that much room to smoke my freebase estrogen.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

That's why I need more room, my estrogen is free-range.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

But if abortion is in closet, coat hangers are in easy reach.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The abortions are in the closet because that's where the wire hangers are kept.

This is absolutely ridiculous, everyone knows the sex before marriage lounge doubles as a gay room. It just seems like an unnecessary waste of space when they could have included an influencer studio, or erotic pottery space.

[–] thesprongler@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Every room is a gay room

[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Liking that lounge area and patio.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

a b o r t i o n

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"Honey, are you in the gay room?"

"No, I'm in the abortion!"

[–] Redditsucks1@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

But where is my satanic ritual room?! Sex before marriage lounge is a nice touch tho.

[–] Declared0978@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Need a reading room for all those banned books.

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Declared0978@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That does sound cozier!

[–] Konlanx@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

That sounds like a good weekend.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

handy abortion is always cool

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So.... there is no main entrance, only one bathroom that is accesed through the sex before marriage room, the gay room is like a gigantic closet and theres an ironing table on the boyfe kitchen

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe you're supposed to go through the weed smoking patio to get in and out.

Though if the patio is going to be smoking weed, it would be better to seal it off for a proper hotbox.

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It absolutely makes sense that the republican think that the gay room is a closet.

[–] LillianVS@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Patio smokes weed? That's pretty impressive

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I wanna hang out with that patio.

I ain't moving into any place without a buttsex boudoir

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm the estrogen lab I'm the estrogen lab! Oh I'm a lab that's made out of estrogen Estro Estro Estrogen Lab

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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Where's the Testosteron lab?

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dude, no. They want it for their own homes. Why do you even care?