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Masimatutu@lemm.ee to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Always remember to double check

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Always remember to double check

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Masimatutu@lemm.ee to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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https://hachyderm.io/@molly0xfff/111257037770255695

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  • SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml
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    Is it just me, or does $8k seem like a really small amount of money for hiring a hitman? Did they have a coupon?

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      People are dumb. I’ve seen cop shows where they pay the “hitman” $500-$2K for a hit.

      • SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml
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        If some enterprising disruptor startup started doing hits for $500, we’d solve the traffic problems in LA and the Bay Area in less than a week.

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          Killr

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            Murdrr

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      That seems about right if the hitman is local, it’s a small area, and they’re just starting out. You get that word of mouth advertising going then you can start charging a higher rate, charging for travel, and making a real living.

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      Probably a Groupon

      • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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        Three people at the same restaurant.

    • smeg@feddit.uk
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      New customer discount, you know how these online services are nowadays

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        That’s how they get you.

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      Reading the source, it appears that 8k was only a 50% downpayment:

      Wan then electronically transferred a 50% downpayment of approximately $8,000 worth of Bitcoin to the dark web marketplace.

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    So was this a sting? I’m not sure how he didn’t realize something was off when “accident” and “normal shooting” were the same price

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      I’m not sure where you’re shopping but both are the same price where I order my hitmen from

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        If you don’t have homegrown hitmen, store bought is fine.

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          I’ve always been more of a “boutique” hit man experience connoisseur myself

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            Well you would be… CIA bot

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              Love what you do, and you’ll never work a day in your life!

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          We’re not buying hitman, we have hitmen at home.

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            Hitmen at home 🔫

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      I mean accident may also be simultaneously easier as there’s much less heat on the (hypothetical) hit man

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      Seems like you know a lot about this subject…

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    happens to everyone

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