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[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's like work email. Mine were 100% read for 16 years. Then I let one go unread, then two, and now I'm up to just under 1,000 unread emails. It's an adrenaline rush, like Russian roulette. I doubt I'll read any replies to this comment! I need help.

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago

You guys check your emails?

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

Just try and stop me

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I'd offer help but you wouldn't read it.

Plus I'm wildly unqualified.