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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

But I am le tired.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Mah SPOON is too beeg!

[–] frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

My anus is bleeding!

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well, have a nap.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES