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‘Disturbed’ show postponed after singer comes down with a sickness (who13.com)

submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 135 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Somewhere out there, a writer is feeling smug as fuck over that headline.

[–] Birdie@thelemmy.club 42 points 9 months ago

As he should. It's pure gold.

[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That man's name? Dan Hendrickson

[–] csolisr@communities.azkware.net 2 points 9 months ago

Dan must have waited a lifetime to pounce with that pun and dear lord he finally did it