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‘Disturbed’ show postponed after singer comes down with a sickness (who13.com)

submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] bedrooms@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

...down with a sickness

What kind of editor changes "the" to "a" in this instance!?

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

It's because there's no punishment when we die

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Because there's a lot more than one sickness?