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[–] xkforce@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah someone is cognitively impaired alright but it isnt Biden.

[–] scrawny_clown_snatch@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lets be real, Biden is showing signs of decline as well, I mean the man is in his 80s. I'd be surprised if he wasn't. I think he's doing better just by virtue of living an overall healthier lifestyle than trump.

But the biggest difference is that biden doesn't have to double down on every ridiculous, nonsensical, half thought that tumbles, unbidden, from his mouth because the only brain cells left are directly associated with self-aggrandizement and sexual assault.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

I can't believe a scrawny clown snatch is the voice of reason around here.

[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair, I think you'd have a hard time proving he's declined significantly in the last few years. You can't unflush a turd.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why…. Would you want to un-flush a turd?

[–] DeepThought42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's been my experience that sometimes turds unflush themselves.