ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-22 months agoSLPT: Are you a listener, wr⋮ter or career? Start your day with a glลรธ of water, moɾn۱n𝚐 pa𝚐eธ and a 2h product𝘭vıty bꙫөɾper!plus-squarefiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down112
arrow-up125arrow-down1imageSLPT: Are you a listener, wr⋮ter or career? Start your day with a glลรธ of water, moɾn۱n𝚐 pa𝚐eธ and a 2h product𝘭vıty bꙫөɾper!plus-squarefiles.catbox.moeChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 3 months agoSLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down19
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle.plus-squareDeestan@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square12fedilink
alyth@lemmy.world · 8 months agoSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.alyth@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square1fedilink
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-210 months agoSLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down15
arrow-up174arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.plus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-210 months agomessage-square13fedilink
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 10 months agoSLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tankmessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up199arrow-down111
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tankSuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square8fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 10 months agoSLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1154arrow-down111
arrow-up1143arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square16fedilink
LemmyUser1290a@lemmy.world · edit-28 months agoREDACTEDplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down110
arrow-up1-7arrow-down1message-squareREDACTEDplus-squareLemmyUser1290a@lemmy.world · edit-28 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1148arrow-down110
arrow-up1138arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square9fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down19
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square6fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Stage a horrific death scene caused by a conventional household appliance. This will enable you to sue the manufacturers for millions of dollars for causing your death!lemmy.keychat.orgimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up163arrow-down16
arrow-up157arrow-down1imageSLPT: Stage a horrific death scene caused by a conventional household appliance. This will enable you to sue the manufacturers for millions of dollars for causing your death!lemmy.keychat.orgkey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Got student loans? Make you loan servicer password extremely easy to guess, that way whoever logs in will pay your loans offmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down11
arrow-up147arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Got student loans? Make you loan servicer password extremely easy to guess, that way whoever logs in will pay your loans offCold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: If you dont feel like wearing pants, you can carry your phone around in that little front underwear pocket* (*male only) message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down11
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you dont feel like wearing pants, you can carry your phone around in that little front underwear pocket* (*male only) kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square6fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Experience world travel without needing to get off your couch by buying travel miles from your favorite airline!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down13
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Experience world travel without needing to get off your couch by buying travel miles from your favorite airline!plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury.message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down17
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square9fedilink
A_A@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT : Problem solving flowchartplus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1129arrow-down18
arrow-up1121arrow-down1imageSLPT : Problem solving flowchartplus-squarelemmy.worldA_A@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square7fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Striking out on tinder? Use AI to make you look attractive and give you the profile of someone with an actual personality.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down11
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Striking out on tinder? Use AI to make you look attractive and give you the profile of someone with an actual personality.plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus! message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down11
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus! kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square7fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for freemessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down14
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for freeDeestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square6fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are. message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1292arrow-down19
arrow-up1283arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are. kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square19fedilink
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org · 1 year agoSLPT If you want to help the working class, defend all politians as much as you can even when they go against everything you once fought for, that is how we get powerplus-squarearchive.todayexternal-linkmessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down18
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1external-linkSLPT If you want to help the working class, defend all politians as much as you can even when they go against everything you once fought for, that is how we get powerplus-squarearchive.todayjimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
