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Cake day: June 13th, 2022

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  • one time when I was 14, I had to get my poop tested for parasites. i had to poop in a bucket so that it could be put in the test vial (it couldn’t be wet)

    we had family over for christmas or thanksgiving or something and the bathroom I used was right next to the living room everyone was in

    because of the unnatural shitting position of sitting on a bucket, I had to push hard which lead to grunting and made generally loud noises

    when I finished I casually asked if anyone in the living room heard

    “uhhh… yeah we heard a bit”

    Immediately deceased inside