Well then, it’s a good thing nuclear weapons aren’t a thing anymore. Phew.

oh, god, please no

But he’s so round and smooth…

💯

Updated post, even

🤔

I love silly cockatiels with happy budgie buddies

I don’t know if I’m legally allowed to find that funny

Thanks for adding context

YouTube is truly a wonder of stupidity. Sometimes in good ways

Thanks for a source. I just had this saved and found it funny

What, you don’t like vaporized ionized poultry?

See my edit

That 205C would just be the surface temperature of the chicken, not the average. Note that the calculation doesn’t take into account the volume or radius

EDIT: No, I’m wrong. The calculation is for boiling the whole chicken. Who was this written by, a Brit?

I’d suspect it doesn’t cook so much as, y’know, explode and dessicate

I don’t really know you, but your ex told me three strokes, tops

No, that is Patrick

Ń̷̼̻̘͔̍̓̈́͑͝Ë̵̡͇̯̺͕̩̭̮͉́̑̈́̃͛̐͒̀̓́͝Ç̸̪͈̜̞͉͜͝T̸͖̟͇̰̖͊̿Ḁ̶̧͖̼̪̻̜̼̟̭̗͊́́̑R̷̨͇̲̂̉͑̄̀̋̔̀͝͝

Why would they want to attract flowers?