These are the gloriously bearded dwarf women rings of power needs.

Pretty sure Thunderdome itself hit the nail on the head with Methane cars, easier and more sustainable than either EG or ICE.

Why do people think this? The eagles are pretty explicitly mortal beasts, not Maiar or even immortal like Elves. They are servants of Manwe, but just big smart birds.

It is for Elves, not Hobbits or Men, which is why it was such a big deal he even got invited to chill.

Doesn’t he go to Valinor to die though? He doesn’t live forever just because he was a ringbearer, he went for some healing and respite before moving on to the Doom of Hobbits. I always thought the Quest and the Wound caused him to ‘die’ young, he never healed, he left for Valinor, had a nice peaceful nap in Elvenlands, and died happy.

I mean the Valar tried to rehabilitate Morgoth but banished him beyond the doors of night in the end anyway. I also don’t think that’s what happened to Saruman and Sauron. Their souls were diminished and left formless forever, but not banished like Morgoth. Pretty sure the only being completely removed from Arda until the breaking was Morgoth.

Am I the only one who sees Harambe?

Thanks Mr. Skeltal

The Spice Girls toured for longer than the confederacy and actually reunited.

Spice Girls lasted longer than the Confederacy and had a much bigger cultural impact. Plus the reunion tour.

Rupaul owns about a million acres of oil fields, their money is from petroleum products.

Doesn’t aluminum need to be heated to several thousand degrees to put off carcinogenic fumes? Otherwise cooking on aluminum foil would be deadly…

I always thought these sorts of things needed five members. You need five people to start a religion, five people for a conspiracy, five people for an orgy.

I don’t mind Tom Bombadil being left out (he and Goldberry deserve their own Middle Earth Musical) but my man Fatty Bolger was done dirty in the movies.

I want young Rohingya Magneto.

Have you ever seen someone’s brain after prolonged Fireball exposure? Keep that nasty shit away from me!

Fireball: Not even once.

Everyone thinks Hagrid is Scottish because of that other groundskeeper.