create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

I never knew Extra Fab was so Extra Based

I’ve been trying little things to help brighten their day, like artisanal wallets or little jokes that I write down on cards and put in my pockets

Alexisonfire had the same problem. Their website was theonlybandever.com because alexisonfire.com was for the adult actress Alexis, and her pornographic content.

From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.

what the hell

I play to fuck

Not for story enrichment

This is bullshit

They’ve finally found more money?

how very submissive and breedable of you to say

Here’s a neat trick, just draw a viola then make it slightly smaller

$2.7 MILLION dollars!? Holy shit, that’s almost enough to buy a house there!

Man, that was a headache. Thank you. Looks like it’s meant to be read left to right, top to bottom, straight lines only, except around the middle-ish (formatting this on mobile so it probably won’t work):

P I

N G

H E

T E A

C H E R

H O

T E L

I wasn’t complaining, just greeting an old friend

This greentext has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade

No one can ever take you away from you. Offering your time, effort, and company you can provide is the only thing the “right” person could ever want.

Navigating through pain, doubt, and regrets from the past while dealing with the future is complex, and often messy. None of that ever subtracts from you, though. There’s an essence of who you are that is inextricable from your existence.

Screenshot meme and send it

It degrades the quality which thus adds psychological incentive

Source: am shitposting ho

People on here are sick. We’re talking about something tragic. I lament the loss of something as beautiful and precious as this. To think that a mountain could be tainted by being favoured by a genocidal dictator… no mountain deserves to be treated that way.

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what the fuck is a bird

nervously realizing I’ve been using Discord in Türkiye for 4 days straight now