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Zelle still takes a few days to complete transfers in my experience

Get back to me when we’ve corrected the last 30 years of wage stagnation too

Being able to show off a game or watch a movie with friends (without needing to mess with Virtual Audio Cables so there’s no weird echo from their voices) in as little as 2 mouse clicks is the single killer feature Discord has that will make it incredibly hard for me to replace

notices your haptic feedback shirt OWO what’s this

There’s no way on earth that a haptic feedback shirt made by a company called OWO wasn’t intended to be marketed at furries in VRchat lmao

The only time I ever forget is if something goes awry (like I find out my shampoo bottle is empty and have to pause the shower to get more), causing ShowerAutopilot.exe to crash and behave in strange unintended ways

Sometimes I finish showering, and I was so heavily on autopilot while thinking about other things that I have no memory of if I actually washed my body or not, I just trust that I did

Those are actually just devices that won’t work in 5 years