In elementary school we weren’t even allowed to check out books from the library if the teacher didn’t think we could pass the AR test because it would lower the class average.

And you’ll have to do documentation and everything and then they won’t even use it.

I just typed in Lacie SSD into Amazon and wouldn’t you know it the second-top result is a sponsored listing for the SanDisk Extreme 2TB with a $5 coupon, 4.7 stars and 46,000 reviews. Now if those reviews aren’t fake I don’t know what is.

Now if the USPS could just figure out a virtual address system we’d be golden.

Homeward bound was a cute movie but I’m not sure how well talking animals works as a genre. Although, this movie will be for somebody.

Same but I never go on anymore because the people I used to follow don’t post anymore, it’s all been taken over by videos from like 5 accounts.

You mean people aren’t hopping on the join the conversation with Crisco and General Mills? Who woulda thunk! I thought for sure that would be the killer application right there.

Zuck wanted it, and literally nobody else. They’re going to need to implement ActivityPub just so every blue checkmark on earth can launch their own social network where they are the only users.

Well then I guess my enjoyment of the movie was mischaracterized as boredom and discontent.

Because people who want to watch a movie to escape from their daily lives don’t want to spend 90 minutes in the closet of a tax office.

I like to pull the corner of my phone case off and snap it back on

Hopefully with an option to sort by something other than date taken.

I saw that cover and knew I recognized another song from this album that fresh feeling

As if human journalists unfamiliar with their tasked subject have never made this mistake.

This takes me back ✌️

Because it’s the opposite of how I would do it. I see the value in using a tablet off the shelf to control a smart home, but if it were me id probably mount it in a case to prevent it from walking away. I wouldn’t want somebody picking it up and using it around the house, that’s what their own tablet is for, but this one stays stationary in the kitchen.

What gets me is when I see ads for disposables costing less than the individual pods, which still aren’t great, but economically it seems bizarre that a whole disposable unit with a battery can be cheaper to make.

The movie. I’m pretty sure we saw the directors cut but also it could have been the regular theatrical release. All I remember is sitting there bored out of my mind and randomly being flashed by the blue thing.

I’d rather that community be for real outfits

So her biggest issue is that the tablet wasn’t on the dock when it needed to be used. Because she took it and wanted to use it for herself. Having a smart home hub means you can’t take it away and use it to surf the web.