Even Biblical writers were not that dumb. They said Joseph was all, Bullshit, but I still have the feels." So he was going to quietly break their engagement.

Then an angel appeared in his dreams and said, “It’s true, bro, you can trust us.”

Not saying it’s a great story, but it’s slightly more believable.

…with the rock.

You should totally ask a man about their salary. Loudly and in front of many people.

They do have a distinctive call.

As a former McD’s employee, that would’ve been hard to clean.

Mental health for felines does not necessitate killing other animals. Mine gets sufficient stimulation by just observing and being played with.

Cats are apex predators even at an old age.

You know he’s not paying for it, either.

Groans in Zombie

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I always liked the eucharist, tasted like those cheap ice cream cones we all got as kids.

Didn’t do much for my soul.

It’s nice to know these people exist only until they’re called out.

Dividing by zero is literally a prospect that breaks the algebraic rules. The general high school way to think about this is:

I have no pizzas, and no friends to split them amongst. How many does each one get?

It really doesn’t matter whether infinity, zero, or anything in between in this context, which is why it is undefined.