Will not touch Apple, Samsung or Google HW. Apple & Samsung too expensive. Google because … SQUIRREL … what the fuck, cancel it.

do, do, dee, deeep, shhhh, reeee, ooooh, shhhhhh, eeeee, EEEEEE

(author) "…but it obviously defeats the whole purpose of minimalism. "

Fucking dumbass, A single button to do one thing IS minimalism. A screen area to many ISNT

Next you’ll be telling me that my ass will fall off if i unscrew my belly button.

got to get the lint out of it first.