Knock knock

Who’s there?

Who.

Who who?

You’re making a good owl!

My parents told me this was my favorite joke when I was around your daughter’s age. Apparently I used the joke non-stop and my parents still laughed every time because of how much I cracked up at my own joke.

Feeling your butt cheeks on the toilet seat just before you lose the battle to hold everything in.

Ned is a lucky bastard, I’ve never gotten to hold more than two kittens at the same time.

Navy seals are a bunch of fucking arrogant chodes

What about races where all candidates are hirsute?

No shows in DC I guess?

• in my jurisdiction, you have to meet certain criteria to be eligible for a mail in ballot, they don’t just get handed out willy nilly
• i don’t trust the post office with anything vitally important, like a ballot or money
• the early voting place is pretty close to my work, close enough that i hit it up a week and change ago on my lunch break

What are the odds of Nebraska Spiderman tweaking his costume to use the same shade of red as NU?

Don’t they each win like ten cents or something?

I’m glad to see the Yankees lose, I hate them the most. It’s a shame that it was to the Dodgers, who I hate the second most.

Literally any other combination of teams from this year’s playoff field would’ve been one I would be happy to watch. Especially if we’d had Cleveland from the AL (longest title drought in the AL playoffs) and either San Diego or Milwaukee from the NL (never won a WS).

I can’t even take joy from Ohtani winning a WS, because of who he won with.

Instead we got the two teams with the most arrogant and entitled fanbases in the sport, so I’ve been watching Schitt’s Creek instead.

Lol I didn’t realize that the pankakke version wasn’t the original.

Beth Gibbons has one of my favorite singing voices ever.

It’s a tongue in cheek way of referring to neurodivergence. The same way that someone might refer to neurotypical as neurobland.

Not having any signs or traits of being neurospicy

It’s almost as if having the best coach ever in the history of the collegiate game retire means whoever replaces him will suck in comparison.

In a league full of raging assholes who’ve been coddled since elementary school for being good at football, thereby allowing them to avoid consequences at an absurd rate, this guy is probably the least sympathetic of them all.

I won’t say I’m happy to see him get injured, but I don’t have one iota of sympathy for him or for the Jerry Jones-level idiots in the Browns management who gave him such an absurd contract.

Aside from his victims, about the only people in this I feel sorry for are the Browns fanbase.

I got 122/133, which ain’t bad at all.

I’d hate to attempt one of these for 1-AA, D2, or D3.

I <3 Tamago

If Jerruh truly wants the best for his team, he’ll step back from all his duties other than being a grandfather with whatever time he has left on this earth. Otherwise, I’m sure fans of other NFC East teams will continue to enjoy the spectacle of self-sabotage. If only the Yankees, Lakers, Bama, and Duke were this good at shooting themselves in the foot…

Standing by his man until a better one comes available.