My former roommate’s dog hated hats. He rarely barked at anything but if someone walked in the apartment wearing a hat he would flip the fuck out and bark at them until they took it off.

Mine does too!

I watched this so many times growing up. It was an HBO staple in the 80s. I can still quote lines from it. Haven’t seen it since. Probably doesn’t hold up but I intend to watch it again anyway.

And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.

Yeah, I avoid the “check 1-2.” I’ll start with it then move into this list.

But I like the Shakespeare soliloquy idea.

My first thought also

Shit

What?

Rollers

No

Yep

Shit

Tbf, that’s a pretty low bar.

Man, that last panel made me crack up.

Well said

Nice tip. Definitely worth trying out for 20 bucks.

That was really interesting and informative. Thank you that comment.

Those are great but I recently switched to these. They are a little more expensive but they come with three different filters for different decibel levels.

Well, here I go watching that ten times in a row again

According to that diagram, the dog is in the trunk.

Man, I love Asher Perlman. He’s what happens when you take New Yorker cartoons and make them actually funny.

I think the Mel Brooks scene is satirizing old Hollywood’s habit of casting whites in the roles of poc. Plus, I don’t see how a yiddish speaking native could be offensive to anybody.

That is the most important tool in my kitchen.

I substituted a knife for the spoon and I feel like it still came out ok.

I like this take but it relies on a critical analysis that isn’t going to occur to most people. Most people aren’t even aware up the word’s racist origins.

I think calling it cannabis helps distance it from it’s illegal past. There’s a lot of more conservative people out there that still think of “marijuana” as something dangerous and criminal that is used by disreputable people. I think calling it “canabis” will help shed that negative connotation.

For the record, I call it “weed.”