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2 months agoThe penis mightier than the sword
The penis mightier than the sword
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Ramsey: tell me how to save the bees or suffer the consequences
Beekeeper: I’ll die before I talk!
Ramsey: (starts singing R&B)
Beekeeper: argh, anything but that
These are the Things that Make a Man
Iron enough to make a nail,
Lime enough to paint a wall,
Water enough to drown a dog,
Sulphur enough to stop the fleas,
Potash enough to wash a shirt,
Gold enough to buy a bean,
Silver enough to coat a pin,
Lead enough to ballast a bird,
Phosphor enough to light the town,
Poison enough to kill a cow,
Strength enough to build a home,
Time enough to hold a child,
Love enough to break a heart.
Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith
The bill has been passed by the House but not the Senate. It is not yet ready to be signed or vetoed.
Does the 1 foot rule apply with or without the hat? I see potential for rules lawyering here.