This is the epitome of American “ingenuity” as it promises, promises, promises, and no-one ever actually delivers.

Just. Like. Trump.

How is this not a war crime? Precision bombs? Not targeting civilians? Genocide? Am I the only one who didn’t take a crazy pill today?

So very, very, very many questions. Trump thinks this is a strong response? Fuck.

A face worthy of and deserving of a golden shower. You’re welcome, Diaper Don.

Missing “So?”.

Sad day for all. He was an icon. Will always be the best Thulsa Doom. And Darth Vader. And Lothar Vogg. And Terrance Mann. I’m gonna stop now. It’s that or cry again. RIP.

Fucking pay wall. Screw you - not gonna touch a Star article again.

Hmmm, I think Kyle Rittenhouse and Gus Walz might have a different perspective. One displayed remorse through blubbering “tears” to play-act out of murder charges and one displayed genuine emotion for a successful family member. Both were pilloried for displaying emotion, fake or real.

Magic Eight Ball says: Concentrate and ask again

TIL eyeball herpes can be dispensed in box form.

Only if he moves to Taber. Or Mayerthorpe. Or Edmonton. Them good ole AB cuntry folk love them some authoritarian figure-heads. Have fun, 34-times-convicted-felon.

At least we know part of the answer to: “How many times does one have to stab a pig to kill it.” Clearly the answer is > 22.

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Hey, hey, hey

GOOD-BYE

1. WTFF?

2. Who is losing their job for such a massive cock up?

3. Does this signal a return to calling Navy personnel “seamen”?

If flying sky-daddy existed the orange gibbon would not. Ergo, in place of a Supreme being we get Mr. Cheeto.

“Do that” ? Might do that if the dear leader can keep from shitting all over it.

So, no.

Every accusation is an admission when you’re a cuntservative.

They’re peddling two amazingly inferior products: a can full of burnt coffee smelling shit and a can of Xtian feces smelling shit. That makes them consistent. And vile.

I weep for the serfs under his capricious reign.

Someone getting elected locally, who differs in approach from the Governor is a fire-able offense? That’s some medieval shit.

I thought the products were an illustration of how much food is in his colon. You know: why he’s so full of shit.

Lovely. Seems to be missing a steering wheel, though. JK!!! Is it recreational or lifestyle?