Yeah but it was our democracy, damn it.

Just hand it over to the apes.

Oh wait, we did.

Not surprised none were at my polling place at 6AM. Their parents hadn’t managed to get them out of bed and shooed out of the basement yet after a long night of plowing each others moms while playing Counterstrike.

I can’t wait for the Russian troll farm employees to get drafted.

That’s the scary part. Maybe there are some competent people back there this time.

Jed: Yeah but one’s a worman!

Great, now hell’s frozen over.

He’s burning it to the ground to try to get Trump elected.

Great now that Lion King song is playing in my head.

NGL it’s kind of refreshing when a scientist says “We don’t know.”

No but Russian troll farm employees sure want us to believe it.

“Death Star Superlaser”

Woah woah woah I’m all about getting pegged but I draw the line at chores.

While I agree that China is our biggest actual threat in the world outside of a smaller rogue nation starting to lob nukes everywhere, China doesn’t have a great track record with trying to take on any Western powers for centuries now. Even when they tried to take on the west allied Japan it didn’t go so hot for them.

The 6,000 years comes from the lineage of Jesus as set down in the Bible with names and ages of those in his genetic line.

“After extensive beta testing we have decided to shelve this project. It just wasn’t working.”

How did the matter that constitutes the universe come into being? What was the single point that signifies the beginning of time? What set time in motion? Will time continue after the death of the universe?

None of it is worth trying to wrap our tiny little monkey brains around as far as I’m concerned. Go have a pint and listen to music that makes you happy.

Oh yeah, well were you there 4.5 billion years ago to see this so-called uranium 238?!?

Check mate, science!

I pretty much re-invented myself around 20 and became a much better person for it and have had a pretty great life for the past fifteen years or so.

Ironically I had a lot of friends growing up but almost all of them turned into garbage monsters and I actually chose to be friend-free outside of my significant other not long after 20 and I really don’t miss the friend experience. I do have a lot of casual acquaintances and my wife tells me I’m great in social situations but I just don’t feel the need any more to expend energy on friends when I have my family and hobbies.

Hacker sanctions are finally real.