principalkohoutek [none/use name]

Yeah I support the troops

Good meme. Maybe Denial should be the Democrat party logo?

Trusting, of all people, elon musk, to set up your satellite weapons system? What a relief for comrade Xi

I got a $5 soil moisture sensor (looks like a big thermometer) and it has been really great for this exact purpose. I know lazy people don’t want another step to a chore, but for those who don’t know when to water, it’s great

Thrift can be good but most of the clothes are ugly, hard to find something good. Vintage can be good but prices will be higher.

Tfw all you can afford is the rust belt

Just making sure you know the prices listed aren’t home prices, it’s the buyer’s necessary minimum annual salary to purchase the house. Unless you’re Australian, in which case America is actually cheap by comparison

Captain free healthcare

Nazi Arming & Training Organization

Is this a Simpsons line repurposed for Voyager?

Wiggum: That’s some good work, Lou. You’ll make sergeant for this.

Lou: Uh, I already am sergeant, Chief.

Wiggum: Perhaps you are, but I say Bob goes back to jail.

Bob: [stammering] But surely–I mean, I. Caught. Cecil.

Wiggum: Maybe so, but Lou here says you were resisting arrest.

Lou: No I didn’t Chief.

Wiggum: Quiet Lou! Or I will bust you down to Sergeant so fast it’ll make your head spin!

Two great tastes combined

“hmm, how can we, the capitalist victors of WW2, ensure we keep the rising tides of communism at bay in Europe? Oh you’re telling me there’s a whole country full of fascists eager to redeem themselves in our eyes? How convenient…”

The disproportionate doctor in Voyager was a family favorite gag