Hey, I know this reference!

Alright, the only way we can defeat religion is with cookouts and community events

I didn’t live on campus but I was in a fraternity, was in the tennis club and I worked as a guide for exchange students. There were plenty of opportunities to meet new people and date.

Tell him this. Homosexuality can develop later in life if you’re not accepting of gay people. In an effort to protect you from gayness, your homofobic body will develop gay antibodies, in time these will alter your DNA by consuming your straight cells and turning you into a big ol’ gay. The only way to prevent this from happening is to be open and welcoming towards all gay people.

“Nursing home for gay ass removeds who weren’t accepting of their child’s sexuality.”

I wonder if there’s anyone alive right now who would be capable of such a task.

Gardening is gay because of roses. Gardens often contain roses, the Japanese word for rose is bara. Barazoku, meaning the rose tribe was Japan’s first gay magazine. The magazine was named so because the rose is a prominent symbol of male homosexuality in Japan. This is because of the Greek myth of King Laius who would have affairs with boys under rose trees. You might argue that gardening is not gay if the garden includes no roses but you would be wrong. Roses grow in soil, the word soil is gay. Therefore any form of gardening is inherently gay.

Show me where I’m wrong

You seem troubled. If you’re ever in Amsterdam, let me know and I’ll buy you a beer and you can tell me about what’s bothering you.

It’s not all around great but I think New Zealand has a pretty decent government

Bruh, I had a colleague who transitioned FTM and he would talk about this all the time. Constantly being told the most basic shit over and over really fucked with the guy before he transitioned, he said not having to deal with it felt like a breath of fresh air.

I’d only care if she was played by Pedro Pascal.

Hey if this the level of delusion needed to finally end the two party system then I’m all for it.

Can I be a house? A house has a title, a well defined role and is transferable

Those people don’t exist, we all know that people with severe ADHD walk into the forest at 29 and become trees. Let’s go back to pretending ADHD is not a problem for adults.