Defending yourself in court doesn’t count as being self employed.

You’re already this sleazy and not even out of law school yet, you’ll make an excellent lawyer.

He’ll probably figure it out on his deathbed if you’re lucky

Bro, you should become a boxer. The amount of force you could generate with those feet would be insane.

Here are some more fun facts about driving blind, the car horn can be used for echolocation and the exhaust pipe fits a cane to see if there are drivers behind you.

Because these people often don’t want to pirate. In Germany the government now fines you for piracy, using a common VPN isn’t enough anymore. Then there are other factors such as remasters and changes.

Fight Club, The Matrix, The Terminator and Star Wars are all popular films but there are several versions out there with different color grades and special effects. So I completely understand why this subset of people would want to keep their version of the movie.

I’d recommend separate computers

Usually you make your first dad joke when your kid is born. If it didn’t happen for you, you might need to go back and ask the doctor to hold you upside down and slap you on the ass.

Everything Everywhere All At Once

I’m surprised I’ve never seen Bugs Bunny do any of this

Aaron then took a drag from his vape and shrugged. He didn’t know either

Very well, your toilet wine will be served to you together with the bath tub lasagna

May I offer you a bowl of sauvignon blanc to go with your glass of soup?