You mean to tell me no one wanted an energy drink for Asian homosexuals?

The children’s blood he drinks is probably deficient in iron and magnesium.

Probably being the guy taking the shit and also completely aware that you’re being pooparazzied.

I tend to go for around 1 foot or shorter with a wide base, mainly because I have two big dogs with crazy tails and the coffee table it lives on isn’t too tall.

Tweets are now called Xcrements.

“And I know I’ve finally accepted that air conditioning is a privilege, not a right.”

-Ted Lasso

I recently learned that the state where I’m from considers a baton a deadly weapon so it can’t be purchased as a means of defense, but an Ak-47 is perfectly fine to purchase AND open carry.