NotHarveyElliott

Nothing valued is here.

Is kept (by themself) from making any statement.

Literally 1984

Today I feel like an expert

Pretty sure it’s called a Krustyburger with cheese

Last remaining Tory voters

Awww drive safe? You know that’s the man we done for speeding earlier!

I played around with mine the last time my wifi was down, then accidentally got stuck with 7 pillows and a floral duvet cover. I couldn’t work out how to change it back, so I bought a new bed

It’s the plot to all of my aquarium visits

Sorry, at least 3-1 is back

Same! I learnt so much about I movie I’ve never seen, and a song I never think about

Harvey has to start sometime, what more can he do?

Is this real, or a joke/reference I’m not getting?

Beads? Bees!?

It’s clearly got three. Imagine forgetting the And

I didn’t realise the Wolves fullback would be on lemmy, but I don’t think its surprising that he would tell you this

Carbon Frame (Male to Bike)

Maybe they’ll win again

Ooh look at the pro refrigerator jenga player over here, lording over us with his “I don’t smash four jars of pesto a week”. Must be great to be paid to play. I’m sorry that most of us are Sunday league

Okay everyone, very funny. It was so good how you got every media company, all socials, my friends, my family, even Klopp himself all in on it. Haha, you got me. But the joke’s getting old now, you can stop now. Klopp is staying. He can’t leave

That’s a Professor Scott Bugg fact! Stare at the sun for at least 3 minutes a day to fill up on water