Better not be. He’s 100% a corporate suit.

No, watch, they’ll run someone like Gavin Newsom in 4 years.

Every time I see this headline I think it’s saying Jill Stein, and I’m very confused.

Looks to me like it’s depicting the invention of a Roman nuclear-powered upper stage.

The Onion is having a day.

Why can’t we clear out and reclaim Miami?

Holy shit bro, have you seen Miami? I sure hope you consider Hispanics to be White.

I just stopped watering mine. I also live in an area where grass dies quickly without copious irrigation, which should have been the first clue to the previous homeowners to maybe not grow grass.

Staying busy and avoiding news. It’s highly likely that it won’t be decisive, and we don’t need to feed the relentless hysterical coverage machine of media corporations.

As an outside observer, it seems perfectly clear that he has no intent to see any more hostages returned alive.

Felt like it was winding down in the closing days of 2016, too. Go vote! I already did, you can, too.

But why Bernoulli?

The Election Research Institute is led by Heather Honey…

Based on their website, I’m pretty sure the Election Research Institute is Heather Honey.

“If your husband is mad at this ad, then this ad was made for you.”

I mean…

So let’s hypothetically say that the only signs for a candidate are homemade signs for some personality cult reason, definitely not posted by the campaign, and posted on public property. Wouldn’t be illegal to remove those, right?

XKCD

Childhood’s End, by Arthur C. Clarke.

“Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the film ‘The Neverending Story’.”

Ok so I had to Google half that sentence, so here I am a day later.

I’ve done something similar…
“What are you watching?”
“An old animated movie from my childhood. Just started, want to watch?”
“Sure, what’s it called?”
“The Secret of NIMH”

I still can’t get them to watch The Last Unicorn.