I’m afraid the shadow of your cactus has melted

Melon is just the most precious little guy 😍😍😍

This legit made me laugh out loud

This is so cursed

Who’s to say he has a medical condition? My hands shake for some time after carrying heavy bags, but the shaking stops after a while. Maybe the guy strains his firearms a lot when he’s masturbating?

Elden Ring.

Got stuck on the first “real boss” because I don’t have time to practice and playing for 1-2 hours on weekends doesn’t get me anywhere. I guess I’ll wait till the holidays where I can take two weeks off and grind my way through the boss then.

It’s nice to find a fellow “insurance worker” amidst all them software engineers/ IT guys here on Lemmy 😄

Oh yes, I usually end up saying “I work in insurance” because any more specific than that and people look at me with question marks in their faces

Starship trooper when I was still in kindergarten. The only thing I remember from this movie is the scene where the bug drills a hole in the soldiers head to drink his brain. Don’t plan to watch this movie ever again in my life

Love the warning label on the box

Had to switch from connect to Voyager to post this one

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I’d let him watch me cook too.

Thanks, now I’m craving it too

In the beginning when you explore one of the starting areas you can encounter a prostitute who offers herself for cheap. If you agree, she tells you to follow her into some backroom. However, there is a giant dude waiting inside who knocks you unconscious and takes all your money (it’s scripted, you can’t escape this fate once you enter the backroom).

Same here! I do get drunk on occasion but never out of control

Actually, dual citizenship in Germany is only allowed for a few select non-EU countries. For everyone else: first you apply for citizenship. Then they say citizenship will be granted, under the condition that you provide proof of revoking your previous citizenship within 2 years. Then you revoke your previous citizenship and give the confirmation to the immigration department. They will process it (during those weeks you are practically stateless) and grant you citizenship on this basis. Source: did this three years ago

The water takes a couple minutes to warm up after it’s turned off. If I were to turn off the water for each task, showering would take even longer as I wait for the water temperature to normalize itself again

I’m wondering how people take showers shorter than 20 minutes. My normal shower routine takes 30-40 minutes, even longer if I need to shave intimate parts. if I’m in a real hurry and skip shaving altogether I might make it in 20 minutes. I have long hair, so I need to apply shampoo, rinse, apply some more shampoo, rinse, apply conditioner, while it soaks I wash my face with gentle face wash, soap up my body, shave, then rinse… It’s a long process.